How old is that fuck again? Ah 78. So 82 when he's done fucking us all over.

Like I said before. I gotta get my old engine oil and start feeding it to the bunnies and the eagles that eat the bunnies. Do whales eat eagles? If not, I gotta start drinking beer so I can strangle more turtles and then feed the turtles to the whales so they all choke each other.

If George Clooney was the democratic nominee, he would have won easily.

Some of us need to move to the boondocks to infiltrate. Goddammit I don't want to live in the boondocks though. >:C

Dean Phillips would have won

Hell, I think even Witmer would have won

We're a racist country, to a lesser degree sexist