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[-] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I WALKED ON YOUR FACE! RETURN TO THE NIGHT!

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago

Throw rocks at parked cars. Repeat until you feel better or your ass gets rightfully kicked.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

rightfully? depends on the cars

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 week ago

Damaging pollution machines is always the right thing to do.

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

Hint. Choose an angle !=90° when hurling the rocks.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Alternatively, have a horizontal acceleration of >0 after throwing

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes. Or try to accelerate the rock to escape velocity (compensate for air friction) and get the chance to really hit the moon as a bonus (and sore muscles).

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Why didn't you start with that!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 week ago

This isn't how wicca works.

You can't swear at the moon. That's too much bad energy. You want that negative energy coming back at you 3 fold?

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Moon!

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Obligatory

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Kill the Moon

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Love me some obvious plant.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Obvious plant!

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