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[-] idkwhatimdoing@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I thought that's where the joke was going.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] linuxgator@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

There are FOUR parts!

[-] flossdaily@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

No. Anything JJ Abrams has ever touched doesn't count.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They're canon only in a Trek universe, not the Trek universe.

No wait... if history is the same as reality to a point, wouldn't they still be canon? Like someone could be like "Hey, computer, play me something popular from mid 20th century earth." And it just happens to find Brass Monkey?

[-] 100@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I know I'll catch flak for this but they're what got me into Star Trek. I was completely unfamiliar with it and the movies were fun so I got into the shows. Obviously they share very little besides a vague aesthetic but the movies were a good bridge for me as a teenager

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe the movies weren’t the greatest but I actually really enjoy the kelvin timeline. We have so many alternate takes on reality in Trek (mirror universe terran empire timeline, mirror universe coalition timeline, Picard alternate reality confederacy timeline, kelvin timeline) and this is one of the more interesting ones in my opinion.

The others basically explore dystopias, while the kelvin line is still a hopeful and optimistic one, despite the differences in federation doctrine and technological developments.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SNW should have an episode where the current living members of the Beastie Boys time travel to the 23rd century and they will ask to be sent back in time to tell their younger selves to create “Intergalactic” after their time aboard the Enterprise.

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Awesome!

I've just sent it to a bunch of my friends that love or hate puns.

My rewrite:

Beastie boys have been trying to issue a 5 part anthology. There's some sort of conflict between labels with the 5th volume though. Volumes A through D will be released before Christmas but Beastie Boys will have to fight for their right to part E.

[-] RoundSparrow@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

I mean Futurama told us they go well into the future.

[-] DrChaotica@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

@Lydia_K woke up and chose violence.

[-] Tired8281@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing wrong with a bit of classical music.

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Like a pinch on the neck from Mister Spock

Where's a temporal cop when you need one?

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Amanda Grayson had an appreciation of the classics and named her child accordingly.

[-] thejodie@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

"No bloody A, B, C, or D."

So is Steppenwolf.

[-] BillNyeTheCommieGuy@hexbear.net -2 points 1 year ago

is this a joke about that final Kelvin timeline film i never watched

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