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JD Vance has the clap, pass it on.
(lemmy.world)
That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn't. I don't think he did at the RNC. I'm sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
No surprise he’s fine with make up
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I heard he got RFK's brainworm. This might make him smarter.
The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can't. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
"forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his ~~wife~~ couch" FTFY
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
Don't you mean "sofallis"?
Couch-rot
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
I don't get it. I think you're supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
Is he wearing eyeliner?
Yes!
Sounds like he's admitting to grooming kids with his non-gender-confirming makeup.
To the camps with him.
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Always did no? Probably for some obscure reasol like to anger the left or something.
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Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He's even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
New world record, man has given syphilis to over 100 coutches!
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
I know but there's no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
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This meme would have had a bigger impact if it weren’t something that was true. The point would be to lie about shit about him to call attention to his bullshit.
Saying things that are provenly true isn’t going to carry much weight.
_Sofa_lis
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
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Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
Don't have unprotected sex with the call couches. Who knows what nasty was in them before!
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
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Ewww, weird scumbag.
DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread
I didn't know you could get that from a couch?
Apparently he's not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
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His Syphilis is entirely untreated. Has been for years. It got to his brain and caused him to right Hillbilly Elegy.
His entire personality since then has been unbridled Syphilis brain.
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