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[-] superkret@feddit.org 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

switch to Slackware
tell everyone
feel superior to billions of Arch users
occasionally drop a "Linux has become much too easy nowadays"

Checkmate, Satan. Praised be Bob!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago

"Joke's on you Satan, I've decided to pivot to immutable OS evangelism."

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"Satan, you should check out Bazzite! It is atomic, based on Fedora, and focused on gaming!"

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

I thought we were doing NixOS this year ._.

[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

I bow to you, O bearded one!

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 month ago

Oh fork! This was the Bad Place all along!

[-] eruchitanda@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This comment is so under appreciated.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

It's "psych" as in "He psyched us out" which comes from "using psychology on them"

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

So many people spell it incorrectly that I'm starting to worry that "sike" will become the official spelling. Language evolves, but I don't want it to.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Or "would of", "could of", "should of". Enunciate your words. "have" and "of" sound different.

[-] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 5 points 1 month ago

Excellent point, but "would've", "could've", and "should've" sound like "would of", "could of", and "should of".

So the problem doesn't lie solely in enounciation.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

If you think "of" and "have" (or it's contraction) sound alike, you're part of the problem. "Of" has a softer finish more like "ovf" than "ov". The transition from 'o' to 'f' starts hard with a 'v' but finishes with a soft 'f'.

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Be the lack of change you want to see in the world!

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I never knew it hat a source,.. I thought it was a word like "ouch" or "oops"

Edit: English != mother tongue

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I commend you, but it's a losing battle.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

There is a twilight zone episode where a thief gets shot and goes to what he thinks is heaven but is actually hell. It starts off with him getting everything he wants in a very nice casino and then at the end it is revealed that that is a form of punishment. He will be tormented for eternity as he has everything he ever wanted so he no longer has a purpose

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm conversing with this coke dealer online... I don't do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time... it's weird, I know... don't even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he's into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn't do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river... and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn't even matter.

I think I'll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone... maybe it'll ring a bell.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

a really nice one, like 1K euros plus

1K is below entry level for a decent adult bicycle nowadays.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Well, it isn't where I live ๐Ÿคท.

[-] GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

I wonder if this is heaven or hell ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] trd@feddit.nu 7 points 1 month ago

What is so wrong with bsd?

[-] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

It's Daemonic

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It doesn't work with any new hardware. 10+ years, yeah, sure.

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

If an Arch linux user hasn't told anybody they use it, are they really using it?

Anti Commercial-AI license

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It really grates on me when I read "sike".

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I think that's half the appeal.

Some kids can only write on the walls.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

if you (by which i mean you the reader, not OP) use linux for no other reason than to be able to tell people you use linux, kindly get the fuck out of my community

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I use Hannah Montana Linux BTW.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
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