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Oh the humanity! (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I'm conversing with this coke dealer online... I don't do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time... it's weird, I know... don't even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol 😂.

Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he's into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn't do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river... and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn't even matter.

I think I'll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone... maybe it'll ring a bell.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

a really nice one, like 1K euros plus

1K is below entry level for a decent adult bicycle nowadays.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Well, it isn't where I live 🤷.