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[–] daikiki@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

"Then it is settled," Elrond said at last. "You shall be the Squadron of the Ring."

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

That's just what we need, Catholic RoboCop being tempted by the one ring, while it tries and fails to get big enough for his Kaiser roll fingers.

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

But why not get the drop pods to fly the ring to Mordor?

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nice, they should totally make a regular fantasy version of 40k, would be sick.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can they even resist the Ring though

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A quick review of the lore says no…

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't that be 50/50?

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sister of battle ring bearer? They might be even better than hobbits

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

Sister of silence?

[–] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Astartes would totally be on the side of Sauron. They're brainwashed child soldiers filled with xenophobia and hate. Definitely makes more sense for them to be Orcs - actually that's basically what Orcs are in Tolkien.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or are they silmarillian era elves

[–] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

Ooo, that could be too.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Astartes vs Sauron, who would win?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I think the Astartes would make Sauron look like the good guy