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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

That's really weird.

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

He needs sexual harassment panda to explain it again.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Does he mean what I think he means or is he saying he will buy her a child cause that’s how he thinks money works?

Or does he mean he will give one of his children?

There is no good implication.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"It's one child, Taylor. What could it cost, ten dollars?"

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[–] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Taylor Swift should just make her own social media company. Put mastodon on a server and call it a day for X dot com lmao

[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Don't get high on your own supply". Violated the golden rule. Social media causes mental illness, when taken in large doses may render you fucking insane.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Easy there Internet White Knight. Her boyfriend is a football player and smarter than you.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

He has been for a while.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Dude literally bought a party in progress just to get invited to it, then all the cool people left and he's there mistaking himself for one of the cool people. So, so sad. They're all at a new party, chopping it up, he's at the old party and it's all men, boys really, angry ones. It is repulsive.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i hope he gets ripped into shreds by said cats

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He can't give her a child, that cave diver got there first.

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

I really hope her response is “why would I want to have YOUR baby, when I’m dating a real man?”

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

All this dude does is pop out kids with different women. He's got, what...12 now? With Wilson, Grimes, Zilis and a surrogate. Why the hell do women bother and get ditched with his kids to take care of? He's like some bored prince screwing the servants and leaving bastards everywhere. I mean, is he gay? Not criticizing anything about being gay...but his inability to form any lasting relationships with women might indicate something.

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[–] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Well, technically he didn't say anything about having sex. Maybe he was thinking about kidnapping a child and giving him/her to her. 🤔

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