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When I grow up, I want to be like Andrew Tate

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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I would consider myself an absolute failure of a father and try to understand how I could have raised a son so poorly.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Perhaps demand a paternity test!

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Educate them, in detail, on why Tate is an absolute tosspot and how to not be blindsided by such influencers in the future.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Learn the drag tuck, son.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I would first tell him that I think he's already better than that guy in many ways. Because I would always be there for my kids, I could explain the value of being a balanced, strong person while avoiding becoming a megalomaniacal chauvenist. The end.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

Get confused as to why I have a son in the first place. Then shove him into a meat grinder until all that's left is his finger (or maybe his eyeball). Then burn the remains so it can't get back up. I don't know what it is, but it's not human.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] wargreymon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Is it just me or it really sounds real?

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Your half Australian, so you are already half way to being a criminal. The rest is up to you mate.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I’d tell him he got his mother’s penis

[-] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

"You want to be a whiny loser?"

[-] wargreymon@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 month ago

I'm so proud of you...

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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