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Dry cleaning IS expensive (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

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[-] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 4 months ago

I now want this and only this! Full 13 hour cut.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Second

[-] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

ELROND: Men? Men are weak.

CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station

ELROND: That's not the kind of strength I'm talking about...

CUNK: So what you're saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?

ELROND: No. That's not what I'm say-

CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.

CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Cunk on Tolkien when??

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man's relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?

Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.

Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔

Gandalf: 🤨

[-] Glytch@ttrpg.network 1 points 4 months ago

What teenager? Frodo is 50 when he leaves Hobbiton.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's human years, in hobbit years he's 18.

Loli girls are still weird even if they're technically 500 yrs old.

Baby Yoda still a baby even though he's 500 yrs old.

[-] Glytch@ttrpg.network 3 points 4 months ago

If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he's 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?

The loli thing is a fair point

Also Grogu is 50 not 500

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I was always under the impression of the rings corrupting influence, kinda like the dark side.

Ya my bad on the grogu thing.

[-] Glytch@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 months ago

The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn't aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he's in Rivendell