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Sharks in Brazil test positive for cocaine, say scientists (www.cnn.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Newstart@lemmy.world to c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

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[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

Cocaine Shark 🦈

[-] J4g2F@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah I saw that documentary already

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Shark vs Bear

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The only crossover sequel everyone wants to see made.

[-] average_member@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Doo doo dodododoo

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 months ago

"You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep"

[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

At the local seafood restaurant: “Wow! Yagottahavethesharkitsfuckingfantastic!”

[-] Dreyns@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Lmao you made me chuckle

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Coming soon to a theater near you!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I gotta go swimming in Brazil

[-] Ozzy@nexxis.social 6 points 3 months ago

sounds fishy

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

[-] MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

cocaine shark , doo-doo , doo-doo , doo-doo cocaine shark , doo-doo , doo-doo , doo-doo cocaine shark , doo-doo , doo-doo , doo-doo cocaine shark !

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Thats sad.

Also coked up sharks 😱

[-] don@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Can’t eat cocaine sharks was on my 2024 bingo card, but here we are.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

How are they getting cocaine?

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Like so:

Cocaine pollutes the sea due to sewage discharges from humans who use the drug, as well as the illegal laboratories that produce it, study co-author Enrico Mendes Saggioro, an ecotoxicologist at the foundation, told CNN on Tuesday.

And as a side-note: cocaine being dumped at sea was considered as a possibility, but was ruled out:

Previous research suggested that cocaine dumped at sea by traffickers could be responsible for contamination, but that is not the case here, said Mendes Saggioro. “We don’t usually see many bales of coke dumped or lost at sea here, unlike what is reported in Mexico and Florida,” he said.