I’m sure they had loads of fun writing this.

Or pay out in Monopoly money

Mr. Jones,

After due consideration, we have come to the conclusion the logistics of shipping make this purchase infeasible.

However, if you are able to transport this vehicle to our headquarters on your end, we are prepared to offer $3.50 in quarters for your vehicle.

Then, if the guy delivers, pay the man out of your own pocket. Turn it into a PR stunt and games some pictures of it in the parking lot before sending it home with an employee who has a kid. If the guy just reposts the response, your company looks fun without losing the professional veneer.

Even now, it's not too late to offer about $2.50 for one of these cars

I only do this as I like to learn new things myself and appreciate if people correct me.

You made a mistake in choosing to use an over a.

The way you can decide which one to use is by looking at the proceeding words first syllable sound. If it has a vowel sound you use an if it doesn’t, then you use a. It’s important to note it’s vowel sound and not just a vowel.

Examples:

• A teacher
• An apple
• A car
• An hour (note it starts with a vowel sound, but not a vowel)
• A US company
• An excellent teacher

We certainly know what kind of car he has.

I also feel this post doesn't fit this community. Confusion and disagreement about what fits is unfortunate but very natural because it's hard to define exactly what posts on this sub should be.

The owner once described this community as c/hmmm with text, and even though that should exclude this particular post, it still doesn't really seem to fully encapsulate the feeling evoked by the majority of posts here. IMO, ideal posts to this community also invoke nostalgia and utilize surrealism.

My best guess is that this post accrued a substantial number of upvotes before being noticed by the community moderators. Then, because the community responded so well to the post, it was left up despite breaking the normal guidelines.

Well the pic is gone, isn't it?