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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by Blackmist@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ours@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

But are they doing it after shooting their ears with an AR-15* and my soon-to-be-sold commemorative 5.56mm Trump bullets (with tiny Trump fistbump engraving on the casing)? /s

Rifle sold separately

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

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[–] Username02@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What level of dick sucking is this?

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

We deserve to be wiped out by global warming

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

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[–] upside431@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Absolutely ridiculous

[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ear diapers.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV's anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

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[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion's story, only realize, to my horror, that it's not The Onion...

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

sign of love

Sounds pretty gay to me

[–] kbal@fedia.io 11 points 1 year ago

Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won't be able to bandage it

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine what it would look like if Trump was shot in the dick.

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[–] nobleshift@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Cult

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Are they all wearing diapers as well?

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