So of course, I go to Amazon and try to report my package as stolen… which traps me for a whole hour in a loop with Amazon’s “chat support” AI, repeatedly insisting that I wait 48 hours “in case my package shows up”.

I tried to change the dates of a car rental through Priceline, a day after I entered the order. I got a message saying "You cannot change this order until 72 hours before your arrival" which I thought was weird. But I bookmarked the date and called as soon as I was inside the window. "Oops! Sorry, you can't cancel or change the reservation because too much time has passed!" was the automated response.

Absolute fucking scam. So I submitted a complaint through my credit card company to reject the charges. In this particular case, automation worked in my favor, because AMEX's dispute process is as opaque and arcane for the vendors as Priceline's support desk was for its own clients.

But its increasingly computerized horseshit. Nothing actually fucking works, except the vacuum they hook up to your bank account every time they find an excuse to extract payment.