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[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Database is organized collection of data, so a disk full of porn in different formats from json to mp4 can be a database, as long as it's organized in some way

[-] Trail@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I am interested in your json porn.

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

It's so straight. I prefer yaml porn

[-] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.

YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.

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