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Anon's phone gets stolen (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn't realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn't realize so they thought it was stolen

Isn't that what the post is saying? That's why their worldview changed; the sudden discovery of their phone at home caused them to realize it wasn't stolen after all

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Being 4chan my assumption was they were suspecting feds.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Obviously the robber broke into Anon's house and put the phone back. It's probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago

Secure the data on a sandbox first