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[-] Krafting@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.

fucking casuals.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it's switches.

[-] veng@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I don't even use a computer, I just hunt fish

[-] Jmr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Really? That's inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1

[-] cfx_4188@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Fish can be bloated, too.

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