308
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 36 points 5 months ago

And this is why I hate all web development and the fact that most jobs are web bs these days. Everything has so much crud baked in and including twelve modules with a million functions just to do anything is the norm.

Giving my back my beautiful optimized assembly dangit.

[-] jcg@halubilo.social 13 points 5 months ago

We have to work under the assumption that most development is done by inexperienced or, to put it bluntly, bad programmers. I would MUCH rather have bad JS code than bad assembly. One may crash a single tab in my browser, the other may crash my entire computer.

[-] FarceOfWill@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago

Unless you're using js in your hardware drivers it's very unlikely to bring down the entire computer

But with the state of software development maybe you are /o\

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Dude what? The other guy implied that bad JS would kill a browser tab, not your computer.

[-] Luccus@feddit.de 7 points 5 months ago

Me: Can I have (small template parser)?

Stackoverflow: No, we have (small template parser) at home.

Small template parser at home: Full-stack web framework

this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
308 points (98.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

32371 readers
591 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS