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[-] kbal@fedia.io 70 points 3 weeks ago

"The only intuitive interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned." — traditional 20th-century folk wisdom.

[-] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Some babies have to be taught to nurse...

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Bottles have nipples

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Can you milk a bottle greg?

[-] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

If their issue is with latching then a bottles not gonna change that

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not a professional baby feeder I just know that when my son wouldn't latch on a tit they gave us a bottle and he did just fine.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that won't stand in the way of somebody inventing a square bottle nipple and blaming the users for not using it properly.

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