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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Iron and bronze have entire ages of history named after them, so…

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This idiot forgot the beer can age

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Beer cans have a plastic liner, otherwise the beer would eat through the aluminum.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Who gives a shit

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Yeah but the iron age is more the iron alloy age, it just doesn't sound as cool.