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[-] slurpyslop@kbin.social 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

very clearly the best metal is mercury because it's the only one you can drink at room temperature

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 37 points 1 month ago
[-] slurpyslop@kbin.social 28 points 1 month ago

you need your hvac serviced if your room is 85F

UNCOMFORTABLE

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Don't know what you mean by real unit but here it is in a real non-integer base:

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I mean si units

[-] slurpyslop@kbin.social 3 points 1 month ago
[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] slurpyslop@kbin.social 5 points 1 month ago

short-sleeve-shirt-and-shorts°

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, are si units too much to ask for these days?

[-] slurpyslop@kbin.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

si stands for sabsolutely inot

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

aww, someone scared of Kelvin?

[-] slurpyslop@kbin.social 3 points 1 month ago
[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

That kid from Home Alone

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eating Gallium is like eating M&M's.

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

but you can eat potassium at room temperature

[-] slurpyslop@kbin.social 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well I wanna drink a cold metal.

this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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