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Hey, Elon.
Got bored with twitter?
Don’t deadname X.
I still cringe at the "posted on x, formerly known as Twitter" wording everyone feels the need to use, even almost a year later.
I think we should all just call it Twitter and ignore the name change.
We should all just ignore the platform until doesn’t matter what it’s called anymore.
Replace the word “cringe” with “laugh”, and you’ve got my opinion.
I cringe at publications that have given in and call it X.
It's Xitter, pronounced shitter
El Reg pulls no punches.
We're giving Twitter the name change respect Elon would give to any other thing or person that changed its name.