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Are these spontaneously generated men or are they pre-existing dudes who got teleported into the sky?
Just run of the mill spontaneously generated men. No crazy teleportation stuff. This ain’t Star Trek.
They'll have enough time in their short lives to think "Welp, just my luck..."
"And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
ME: "Wow I can't exist with how hot and sunny it is today. A-" <disappears>
The man cycle.
That would be horrible. Just imagine its staggered so you see your own death coming