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Anon misses a potential match
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
You swipe right on pretty girls? I swipe left because I already know I'm not going to match.
I'm kidding.
I deleted Tinder after using it for month and getting zero matches.
I gave it up when the little notification numbers started popping up for shit like “Want to upgrade?”
I’m not into emotional abuse. Especially from a fucking app.
First thing I do after installing most apps/games is turn off notifications.
I'm not talking about popups. I'm talking about the red-circled number at the corner of the app's icon indicating a match ... or at least it used to indicate a match. Now it indicates Tinder has decided to trade a little of its credibility for an advertisement.