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How to be a pro sysadmin
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this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length
Professionals know: No pain, no gain.
That's some BDSM shit... wonder how you handle cactuses.
You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.
Simple, elegant... I like it ๐.
"hey where do you want this cactus? ... Yeah I can wait"
starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy
BSD*
Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you'd be a perfect fit.