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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] tryplot@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

how to not be ugly:

  1. don't be exhausted

  2. don't have any dirt on you

  3. always have photo studio lighting on you regardless of what environment you're in

  4. look at the narcissistic viewer rather than your objective

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

how not to be ugly:

  • smile, even when engaging in war, never stop smiling, it makes you look ugly otherwise.
  • take care of your skin, even when your leg is decrepit and necrotic. It makes you look ugly.
  • don't get wet, it makes you look ugly.
  • shower regularly. It makes you look not ugly.
  • take care of your skin, you wouldn't want to look ugly.
  • looking ugly makes you look ugly, just don't look ugly.
[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

  1. Have "fuck me" face on at all times.

  2. Be naked and dtf or else they'll reee

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

You win the fucking prize, I didn't even think to call out the "fixed" version looking at the camera instead of..... whatever she's supposed to be looking at