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Anon learns about nuts
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this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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Okay, this may paint me in a bad light, but I was fucking 40 before I learned peanuts grew underground. I ain't Joe Rogan stupid, but dang.
Nobody around here grew them (that I know of), and I never went anywhere that grew them where I would see them.
I assumed they were like any legume, growing above ground like peas or green beans.
But noooooo, they're ground nuts. Which I thought was a different plant entirely.
Out of all my damn family on both sides, visiting (and working on) various farms, nobody grew the damn things.
So, yeah.
relevant xkcd:
Does this mean it's valid to make fun of those who don't know obvious things if they're 30 or older?
No, because there are error bars on "things", and "everyone", and "knows", and on "by the time they are 30".
This means that statistically, following a Bell curve on where people land based on this, there will be some that will be much older, and much younger that have heard of a specific thing to the point of "knowing" it.