Some of you may heard about the new BSOD feature of Systemd.
But I sure you never had a BSOD which shows you in such a "sympathetic" way that your computer fucked up.
With my mod of systemd-bsod, instead of getting a QR-Code which helps you to find more info about the problem, your PC will just show you the middle-finger.
(The error-message is still displayed.)
Would fit very well, but kinda hard to animate with ASCII or Unicode half-block char :D