274
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2023
274 points (94.8% liked)
Shitty Life Pro Tip
5310 readers
1 users here now
!shittylifeprotips
Welcome,
To a place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. This Community is welcome to anything shitty pro-tip related, such as memes, discussing the best shitty tip, and much more.
RULES
1_Don't spam, post must be related to community topic
2_Do not seek mental, medical or professional help here. This is not the place, community is meant for satire.
3_No tip should be taken serious
4_No tip should single out a person
5_No racism, harassing, or discriminating against any group or any of the communities members. This will get you banned immediately.
6_Tip posts must start with SLPT
7_For posts related to SLPTs, but not a tip please use "[META]" tag
8_Self promotion will get you banned
Images/Icon
If you are interested in designing a logo or banner please privately message: @killer_penguin@lemmy.world
Moderation
Looking For 2 Mods
If you are interested in becoming part of the moderation team, please privately message: @killer_penguin@lemmy.world
If you are a current mod on r/shittylifeprotips please DM any current mods.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
I have an irrational fear that someone is going to do this to me whenever I have to park the cart to go use the bathroom - what if one small object is removed while I'm peeing, and I don't even notice until I get all the way home?!
The total opposite of this happened once, and it was genuinely one of the weirdest experiences of my life. I was in the grocery store looking at packaged meats, and another lady comes up and parks her cart next to mine to look at them too. She starts making some choices, loading her arms up, but I'm not really paying attention because I'm comparing prices and thinking over my own selections... Until suddenly she starts putting the meat that she has chosen on top of my groceries, in my cart - that looked nothing like her empty cart, which she then grabbed the handle on and pushed away while I stood there watching, absolutely bewildered by what had just happened.
I did not buy the meats she had chosen for me, and I live in both fear and hope that our paths might someday cross again.
Her version of that story is that some mysterious stranger swapped all the items in her cart with some random nonsense while she turned away for a second to grab some meat.