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Anon wants parenting advice
(sh.itjust.works)
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When I was four I stomped on ants for fun. Then one day my big sister rushed over and buried one of them and put a marker on its grave.
I still stomped on them, but kept thinking about what she did and I eventually stopped.
That's a good sister.
Nah fuck ants. But mostly just the queen. Support ant workers rights
Yup, you don't need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.
I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out
FREE THE ANTS
DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY
SUPPORT ANT COMMUNISM!
I burnt them with a magnifying glass!
I burned them with a lighter
Animals? Sure. But I have no compassion for insects lol (Yes insects are animals as well, but you know what I mean)
Not even bees?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOsGvDDJWo8&pp=ygUSd2luZ2xlc3MgYnVtYmxlYmVl