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Anon observes a zoomer
(sh.itjust.works)
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My wife (a millennial) does this all the time at home. Part of me thinks it's her way of getting me to leave the living room so she can fart.
if your wife isn't farting on you are you really in love?
So I've been clearing rooms backwards it seems