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Anon's dad teaches him a secret language (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 77 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Outside of being born in a cult, I'm sure the average kid is aware of Japanese as a language by 10, and that's if they weren't already being taught the language from 4

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago (5 children)

You can carry white lies, that you were told at a very young age, with you for many years. There's loads of stories of people being told some fairytale incorrect information at a young age and then just believing that for years until they suddenly have an epiphany as an adult.

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My lil bro thought hobgoblins were real until he was 14.

[–] S_204@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Hol up?! You're trying to tell me....no freaking way.

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