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[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Soo.... use a funny voice when answering the phone? Poison the data

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Keep a helium balloon on you at all times, just in case.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Suddenly your parents get a desperate plea for money from that Simpsons waiter who had a stroke.