Hydro Homies

Funny you should ask. I was shot by the cartel and lost the use of my legs so I began collecting them obsessively to cope with my depression. My wife, on the other hand, doesn't even know the difference between minerals and rocks.

that counts under "water", as you don't generally go out of your way to filter water and add minerals back in.

it'd be like listing every element in an orange, no we just write "orange".