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Network protocols for dummies (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by Sibbo@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I mean I've been trying to formally request that ISO change the C API for send() to yeet() for sockets where connection reliability is not required at the network interface level.

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Well, thank you, now I'm creating that exact macro in every company repo where send/sendto is used.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

that's fucking brilliant lol

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Welp, time for a new language!

[–] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

That would be awesome! xD