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Anon's mom gives them an ultimatum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kite@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where in the world are you able to have your mom "sign you up" to be a dispatcher?! To work for our dispatch, you have to apply, have a rigorous background check and a panel-type interview. And then they last less than 3 months because they make all their dispatchers switch from day to night shift and vice versa every two weeks.

[–] Osix@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

They were probably "promised" the job. Anon will will still need to apply and the state will perform the minimum amount of interviews (they're legally obligated to) only to miraculously land on a candidate with no experience. Good old fashioned nepotism.

Most likely this is fiction of a deranged person. Considering every possible situation they might get a job and how to avoid it.