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submitted 11 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Just fork it and name it something else.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Religions have been doing this for millenia.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Send in the ASM knights.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Know what else is forked? A snake's tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sire, we've found a witch! May we burn her?