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It's even funnier the second time.
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At times like this I like to look back and reflect on old vatnik cope and see just how far we've come.
Ah, this one really takes me back.
“People brought under the heel of russian empire and against whom Stalin committed genocide by starvation will surely greet us with flowers.”
Remember that elderly women that offered seeds to russian soldiers "so that at least some sunflowers will grow where they are going to die". I think that kind of counts as greeting with flowers?
Oh my god how did I forget about sunflower grandma.
Imagine being a fresh-faced recruit to what you still believe to be a noble mission to liberate your own oppressed people. An easy mission at that - go in, march on Kyiv, overthrow the "nazi regime," go home heroes. You show up, head held high, waiting for the cheers and thank-yous from those you think you're here to protect. A sweet old lady walks up to you offering a gift! Sunflower seeds - peaceful, bright, lovely sunflower seeds. Then she says it. "At least some sunflowers will grow where you die."
Absolutely pants-shitting.
Genocidal/Politicidal history doesn't predict political opposition though (e.g. Kazakhstan being struck by starvation campaigns as well, but juggling neutrality now)
Thanks for the laugh!