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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
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[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

I would take 1 week and observe the T-Rex from inside the hut. Make small, but safe, movements.

After determining that I will be unable to kill the T-Rex I will inform the person running the game that I can not kill the T-Rex and would like to forfeit.

The person running the game would protest, but eventually realize I am not going on provide any further entertainment.

They'd bring in the professionals to corral the T-Rex and contain him.

Those professionals? A secret team I've hired. My forfeit? I had my fingers crossed.

With the T-Rex contained and drugged, I stab the T-Rex.

The team and I split the winnings. Credits roll.

[-] figaro 6 points 11 months ago

The deception! The cunning! It's an outrage! Put this man on the air at once!

[-] CaptainHowdy@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

This is pure gold

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