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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by NotSpez@lemm.ee to c/4chan@lemmy.world
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[-] smackmyballsoff@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago

Tie the knife to a long stick then wait for sleepy time.. still idk how you'd go about getting away

If you could craft a shovel you could dig a deep hole and trap it maybe, then stick-knife it's eyes out. Or a bunch of relatively small holes so it breaks a leg, maybe sprains an ankle and is weakened..

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] smackmyballsoff@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm imagining there being some trees and whatnot, which may be in err but also being on a blank football field doesn't seem very fair

Like in my mind I assumed you'd be in a sort of jungle atmosphere or something but admit that's probably just from watching Jurassic park a few too many times.

Nevertheless the prompt doesn't really elaborate on the exact environment it would be, just the size so I feel sort of justified with assuming it would be an "in theme" environment and not just.. you vs. T-Rex on a random football field because that just seems idk, wrong.. like you have a T-Rex, we've watched Jurassic park and everyone knows this is supposed to happen in a jungle /s

Edit: island with jungle-like trees and foliage...

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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