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[-] soulless@lemmy.ml 67 points 10 months ago

Rub the blade into fecal matter, wait till she nods off and then stab deeply before quickly returning to the hut. Repeat a few times.

Now just wait for the sepsis to kick in and collect the prize.

[-] Lawyerator@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 months ago

Additionally, poop in it's food (if it has any). E. Coli poisoning may help.

[-] janAkali@lemmy.one 36 points 10 months ago

That's a human weakness, most animals eat poop for breakfast

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Some humans, too!

Like golf legend Shooter McGavin!

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