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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only pizza for breakfast I would accept is a cold leftover one after a night of heavy drinking.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a thing called breakfast pizza that uses sausage gravy as the sauce. Pizza is topped with chopped bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, and cheese. It's incredible. Bonus points if there is frank's red hot nearby.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds like a recipe for cardiac arrest.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Literally regular breakfast, but arranged in a pizza shape.

[–] Dirk_Darkly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sure, if your regular breakfast is cardiac arrest.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Try biscuits with sausage gravy and tell me it's not worth a slightly shorter lifespan.