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[-] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 144 points 9 months ago

If charging dinner to the company is going to tank your P&L, you've got much bigger things to worry about. And no, they ain't going to promote you because you saved them $30.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago

They're not going to promote you specifically because you thought cooking chicken in a coffee maker was a good idea.

Although, I guess you could kinda sorta do sous vide in one of you had the chicken in a sealed bag.

[-] GetKebab@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I read this in the voice of Dennis Reynolds.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Just hope you don’t destroy the coffee machine and pay back the hotel for repairs, that’s gonna cost you more than dinner.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Heavy emphasis on sorta

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

oh it will! Will be promoted to dead employee

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