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[-] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

Where's the Julia programmer that hits every one of these with @benchmark and then works for six hours to shave three nanoseconds off of the fastest one?

(Example: https://discourse.julialang.org/t/faster-bernoulli-sampling/35209)

[-] crandlecan@mander.xyz 5 points 11 months ago
[-] joe_cool@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago
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