this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
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I'm going to Hell for this

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to wash your own asshole in the shower?

[–] moodoovoodoo@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently it's gay to pay too much attention to cleaning your ass in general.

I didn't learn about this until my current partner told me she was so happy to see that I had a bidet the first time she came to my place. Apparently there are far too many men out there who actually truly believe that it is somehow 'gay' or otherwise 'bad' in their eyes to clean their own asses properly.

I dislike having to use the restroom while traveling because there's almost never a bidet, and we got a bunch of dudes just running around out there choosing to have feces actively living in their cracks??? Still makes me shudder.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Honestly, nobody ever told me growing up to wash my anus.. i didnt even start until i was late 20s.

I hate bidets though, i just wipe very thorough and when i shower i get right up in there with lots of soap, at least once per day.