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[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know where my wife fits into this equation, but I find Stanley to be the best match for who I am, and is definitely the most relatable character on the show for me.

[–] Saffire@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait do you cheat on your wife? 🤔

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is the joke that you went out with multiple women at once?

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did have a torrid love affair with a pretzel once.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 5 days ago

So ... The prezel is free now?