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Anon hates C++ (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"Reform the spelling" how would you go about that?

[–] zzffyfajzkzhnsweqm@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

"Refom de speling" hou wud ju go abaut dat?

(Croatian way - write what you hear)

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Starting to look like dutch

[–] Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip 2 points 35 minutes ago

How about the Finnish version:

"Reform te spelling" hau vuud juu gou abaut tät?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If you think American English is bad, you should see British English.

And before any Brits get their pabties in a twist: no, all the unnecessary additions of "u" aren't original. You all did that after the American Revolution. You collectively had such a temper tantrum over losing a colony that you butchered your own language. Congratulations.