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A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.

I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!

Only goofs & silliness. (:

no NSFW. ever.
no sexually suggestive material
swearing is fine, but please don't go overboard.
no sad or depressing content
no politics or politically-motivated content – this include comments.
no outrage content or bait
no AI-generated images. Understandably, some may slip through the cracks, but assume no malicious intent.
no AI accusations. Are you unsure? Leave it be. Is it obvious it's AI? Please report it.
No spamming of personal links. You can credit an author, but not spam or advertise.

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I love these kind of moments (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

(optional) Check the online menu and take a mental note of what you want.
Go to the counter and wait in line.
Find the type of sandwich, bread, and cheese you want. Also check the toppings in case you want extras.
Wait for the sandwich barista to acknowledge you, smile, and say "Hello, I would like a {type of sandwich} on {type of bread}, please". You can choose to have it toasted at this point.
When asked, mention the extra toppings. If they skip the toppings, you can politely interject with something like "Oh I just remembered, could I also get some {extras} with that?".
Check the sauces. When asked, say which one you want. You can also ask for spices like Oregano here.
When asked, say whether you want to eat it here or take it away.
Pay.
Say "Thank you, have a nice day!" to the sandwich barista and enjoy your meal.

Hope this helps!

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Sorry. This is utterly and completely wrong. Theyre sandwich artists