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I've done something similar. Only once though. Sleep was like a straight up on/off switch with an instant jump in continuity awareness.
God how amazing it would be to have a sleep switch.
How would you turn it back on? It seems like you're just talking abstractly about suicide.
God how amazing it would be to have a sleep switch.
Do you remember deciding to wake up this morning? Just do that
Since I'd be in a world where a sleep switch exists I'd expect a built in alarm system would exist with it as well.
Alarm broke
I pretty much have. When I decide it's time to sleep, I just do. I just roll over on the "fall asleep" side, and then I'm gone.
It happened to me semi-regularly in childhood, and it's even happened a couple times as an adult. I swear to god this is how we're all supposed to be sleeping but we're all kept awake by subsonic electronic whines or something
Same thing happened to me when I was 8