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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Most modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right

Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services!

Date: Wow he's pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn't ask me to ride in the ambulance with him