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Most modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.
Gets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right
Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services!
Date: Wow he's pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn't ask me to ride in the ambulance with him